Restaurants shouldn't do specials!! Brett Goldstein

@brettgoldstein “If it’s so special why isn’t it always on the menu”

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@brettgoldstein im down with the paper menu for the specials bc bro im gonna forget

@brettgoldstein Y’all can’t convince me he’s not a gta 5 character

@brettgoldstein That’s Roy Kent

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@brettgoldstein Yeah but like… specials are because a supplier has done an offer on something to ‘try’ and then if it’s good and popular enough then it DOES go on the menu, OR there is limited supply of something left so they cook it up a different way to get rid of what’s left.

@brettgoldstein 💯 best episode made my day. We can all get around hating American toilets! 🤬😂 Plus, pancakes for the table!!! Kareem we are best friends now 💖

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@brettgoldstein It indeed is one of the best episodes ever!

@brettgoldstein Kareem looks like if Bradley Cooper’s character from American Hustle was in The Matrix.

@brettgoldstein @Mol_Bla I love him

@brettgoldstein I thought his Roy Kent voice was his actual voice.

@brettgoldstein the small talk bit is 10/10 he’s right!!!

@brettgoldstein Big talk

@brettgoldstein Love the two of you together. More of this!

@brettgoldstein I once ranked my days on a scale of 1-5 for about 3 months just to realize I live an extremely average life. So when people ask how I am I say I’m perfectly average

@brettgoldstein It is killing me that he is talking into a metrocard. Going to have to update to an OMNY card 🤣🤣🤣