Restrooms are for customers only

If I really had to pee that badly, I wouldn't stand there arguing and would find another place to go. Just saying...

a dude who acts with that kinda violence and zero self-control in public’s headed for a fucked up end sooner rather than later

Mace is a great motivation to vacate to premises

There's no tricks here, only treats.

There's nowhere to use a public restaurant in that city unless you're homeless and the whole city is your toilet

Let me buy a couple toothpicks

Deport

Fair policy—businesses have the right to prioritize their paying customers.

Damien Lillard?

Well...when 'ya gotta' go, YOU GOT TO GO! ☠️

Cucumber water for customer only