revealing the knicks’ secret weapon....

@nyknicks your secret weapon is @DanhausenAD

CONFIRMED KNICKS IN 4️⃣

There is only one secret weapon

Wrong

Why doesn’t anyone get that fat kid some help?

@NBA_NewYork

Why? We didn’t need this. Literally anything else (outside of the dad and son boom sh*t) would’ve been better.

He is the secret weapon

@NBA_NewYork

JB celebration lore accurate, they are similar in height too 😭

Hell nah everyone knows the Knicks real secret weapon is @DanhausenAD

This kid must be related to a rockafella or something. Enough with these clowns.

don’t think anybody asked for this

Uhhhhhh no

He'd get picked last in the special Olympics

Half expected this to be Howard Lutnick after yesterday but this is much better

No…. This is your secret.

@NBA_NewYork Don’t this man curse yall again

He this??

Stop lying.

Oh lord no

yall losing now

@grok Is this real?

Are you trying to jinx them still time to delete if they lose today you should be fired.

Our secret weapon is actually Danhausen

I see this lil fat fuck in Cleveland tonight I’m kicking him down the stairs idgaf…..

This Is Just As Bad As Whatever Sidetalk Does, Put Them Both In The Incinerator 🤮🤢

That’s not @DanhausenAD

@NBA_NewYork That’s not danhausen?

If we blow the series I’m putting it all on this little shithead.

I’m a cavs fan. It’s over.

Do you know your fan base at all?

@sunawanii yeahhh knicks winning it all, we got the rizzler's blessing