RIP, Jaguar...

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Jags used to be the car of macho man, now they are the car of wanker man & laughing stock in a world which is now totally rejecting woke crap & being led by the new incoming Trump govt....

What a load of total shite, Jaguars concept car is a dead ringer for Lady Penelope's Fab 1 from Thunderbirds but only after a veterinary grade estrogen overdose. Jesus wept...

@samnash47584741 "Have you seen the new Jaguar?"

It looks like a Chrysler Crossfire with its knob chopped off. I’m calling it the Jaguar Crossdresser.

Sales to Premier League footballers might not be as strong as previous years models......

The Jaguar boss could destroy even a brand like the Robin Reliant in double quick time which would presumably be marketed as a micro-penis chastity cage suitable only by the sexually challenged lefty woke brigade or perhaps any of the panels of Have I Got News for You.

Absolutely bang on target 🎯 Never stop doing this. We need humour. Good job there’s plenty of batshit crazy stuff happening for you to make funny, instead of it being so damned depressing. Bravo Sir 👏🏼👏🏼