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ROASTING A GHOST BOY ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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jennifer starn ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"Children of the corn" comes to mind!

OlRat ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Wow felt bad for the kid. .

Pollyanna ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I kinda wanna get Patrick high now. Some girls wanna tame a bad boy, I wanna corrupt a good boy ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maude C. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He could have sell newspaper in 1930

Pollyanna ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Funny is always gonna be hot, even without that face. Iโ€™d rather listen than look, maybe itโ€™s just me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

Ms. Totally Normal ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿคฃ

Serena ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Flat caps? Iโ€™m not victim blaming, but wearing those to your show made the roast inevitable.

Christine Gail Anderson ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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LMFAOOOOO!!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Luv ya Matt!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜

Laminae Raine ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Poor kid

vicky vitali ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Have an amazing weekend at Your sold out shows in Madison square Garden, i wish i could have been there!๐Ÿ˜ช I'm just hoping you come back to the UK ๐Ÿฅฐ

Aging Death โ˜ ๏ธ๎จ€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€˜You didnโ€™t get bullied enoughโ€™ ๐Ÿคฃ

OUร‡A โ€œDENDรŠโ€ NO SPOTIFY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I laughed through the role video kkkkkkkk

vicky vitali ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Always hilarious, i love your comedy and your DDDSOH you always have me in stitches ๐Ÿ’š

Ronnie mair ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Matt is the best

HeyItsCherry ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Please sir, he wants some more!

Start Play Finish ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Telling the kid he dressed like a goof when you the one who's got pockets on his knees ๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Emma Chicovsky ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@matt45747 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ I canโ€™t breathe you got me laughing so hard LMAO this is diabolical๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ

Edith Del Carmen ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Awww, he was dressed like a dapper young man!

HoosierInKY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Did you check on his well being to make sure heโ€™s still with us.

Joe Dugan ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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So fkโ€™n funny ๐Ÿ˜„ Itโ€™s rare when I actually laugh out loud but with this comedian itโ€™s not rare๐Ÿ˜„

Journo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"We are going to blend in." ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Homie of the East Coast ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœ๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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We love you Matt!๐Ÿค โค๏ธ

FOLA Esq. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You pay to go to a show just to get roasted half the time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

TantraMantraYantra ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"Pick a color" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mitch Kacsmar ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Youโ€™re not a stand up comedian. Youโ€™re an act with staged ppl in your audience.

Martin Morales ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He is funny ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Christine Schisler ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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So funny

Msi ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Sucks being the ghost boy ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Rob H ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Bahahahahahaha

Ebuka emma ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I almost skipped a @mattrife video and my dog got angry

Eaaaw ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I could marry him

Queen B ๐Ÿ’– ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Love your George Strait shirt

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