Robert De Niro in a nursing home with Nick Mullen

@nycguidovoice Calling *Taxi Driver (1976)* - just "Taxi" is offensive.

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@nycguidovoice Are you talking to me? Seriously, I don't hear too good no more. Are you talking to me? Where am I? Who are you people?

@nycguidovoice That’s fucking funny

@nycguidovoice Hope you doin ok after the new about Hulk Hogan

HO HO HO HO!!! the JOLLY GREEN GIANT visits your WIFE whilst you are 'HARD' @ work speaking NOT the native ANGELIC tongue of GOD, but the LANGUage of Santa Claus aka Saint Nick!! he is GREEN and HUGE LIKE the HULK except NORMal, just SUPER TALL!! MEANwhile, she is regular SIZE!! NEVER gonna WORK .... HARD ON a sec, I MEAN HOLD ON!! SWINGER$$!! anyways, this JOLLY GREEN jerkwad STEP$$ on your FIREBIRD and pancaked NOW!! he IS NAKED except for the mini skirt MADE of GIANT LEAVES that tend to FALL OFF and you find some in the KITCHEN!! Sheila: what's goin' ON?? also, he cums bearing GIFT$$ of what to him are just a bag of brussell sprouts, but to HER are 4H AWARD winning GIGANTIC cabbages that FALL OUT and SMASH the ROOF of the MINIVAN and FALL thru the ROOF of the HOUSE!! HIGH JINX ensured and ensue!!

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@nycguidovoice Lmaooo

@nycguidovoice 2 of the best in the business

@nycguidovoice when u know u know

@nycguidovoice I want that hat

@nycguidovoice Midget left out

@nycguidovoice How can I get richer?

@nycguidovoice 2/1

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@nycguidovoice My sketch comedy dream team right now is: Soder, McCann, Gerbies, and 2 rotating positions for new guys. Soder is my Bill Hader (testing voices live to speed through ideas), McCann is my extrovert, Gerbies is the team introvert, and the rotating seats are the talent pipeline.

@nycguidovoice You got punched and got so scared

@nycguidovoice The role of a lifetime already went to Gary Oldman for “Tip Toes”