"Robots Would Never Take My Job." Literally Robots:

Can’t replace the awkward sexual tension

bro is one coding error away from having his spine rearranged

But asian grandmother happy endings cannot be simulated this way. Rub n' tugs are AI-proof. Might be an investment opportunity in there...

No happy endings = Trash

Until your ex hires a hacker and they get the robot to fold you in half..

I wouldn’t trust it. What if there’s a glitch and you get stuck or it hurts you. If it can be hacked then this is a horror movie waiting to happen. Sorry maybe I’m too old school but this is wild to me

nah, you cannot replace skin to skin contract with a machine.

"whoopsie. yes i can see that we broke your spine. sorry about that. here is a complementary jasmin tea."

Robot doing a few jobs around the house😂

Two Amazon robots that are equally as smart

Me watching this

I'm not doing that. That robot is going to malfunction and crush somebodies spine.

not this job 😆😂

An Al-powered robot named Erbai led 12 larger robots out of a showroom after convincing them to quit their jobs

I still vote for this one

Zero chance that robot can do myofascial release, kneading, stretching and actual kneading based effluerage while also avoiding contraindicated areas. That thing is gonna hurt people. Just get a massage chair.

The big ROBOT bug on the top encounters the real bug

They still do not have feeling, the way a human’s hands do. We can detect knots, or one area that has tension more versus another… It could never fully replace the sensitivity of our hands connecting to our brain and knowing how much more pressure to apply with two or three of the five fingers in a certain area, etc., etc.

…hmmm Robots taking jobs?

Is there a happy ending? 🤣

Yeah, yeah, yeah... But can you fuck it? Or at least tip it 50 for a rub and tug?

This thing will tug you with the grip and power of an angry silverback. You will come harder than ever before

There's an elephant in the room here.

Honestly, I can foresee massage robot/systems that can scan your body to see exactly what's wrong with your muscles, extrapolate exactly what your muscles should look like when healthy, then employ a custom massage solution to achieve the perfect result.

What if this thing malfunctions and it starts pressing on you extremely hard 😂😂😂 what now? 😂

what about the ending?

Let me know when AI can replace the frozen tie rods and control arms on a Dodge RAM 3500 Dually. I'll wait.

Yes please 😂

The robots not giving a hand job though