Rubbish Dad; Turkey 🎄 #thefastshow

'Fat bastard chicken' is still my first thought whenever I hear 'turkey'.

He's right. Just a fat chicken.

Don’t forget dry. And tasteless

Turkey will forever be fat bastard chicken in our house.

CRANBERRY SAUCE ...whats all that about its fucking rubbish

Fat bastard chicken😂

Just think that the brilliant John Thompson has an uncanny look and style reminiscent of 30p @LeeAndersonMP_

Reminds me of my Uncle Fred, he always said "what's the point of buying a bird that big? We'll be eating the bugger for days on end!"

Cranberry sause!!! 😂🤣🤣

This is one of my favorites, just brilliant!!