Sacked again !

A statement from Muriel: “I would like to thank Mr Allen for his hard work over a number of years. But recent results and performances have not met the high standards that had been set, and so he has been relieved of his duties. Bring back super silky sexy soccer.”

Protests outside Muriel’s house before the Spurs game

Never mind mate. The grass is always greener on the other side if the fence. Give her neighbour a shout.

@HalcyonDays78 @TMarksy79

I thought you were great at Chesterfield, Mad Dog. Should have been given longer imho. Muriel should take a long hard look at herself

Morning Martin! Thoughts and prayer go out to you. Feel your pain. But Amigo, the game has moved on. Have you considered a Technical committee? This could help you pre and post pruning, mowing, planting and sweeping. You just have to move with the times. Muriel knows😆

Well I heard from a bloke whose ITK and is close to Muriel that you haven't been sacked but if the garden doesn't look up to scratch by the weekend that she may be interviewing others to replace you pmsl.

Weirdo

Well I have been supporting West Ham for 45 yrs or more so there must be something wrong with me lol

Your old mate Paul scally is selling his house to move back to Dubai, maybe you can keep it looking nice until he sells. you can have a word with him about where’s best in Dubai too when you’re out there

Never mind Cuz.. you could always apply for the Glasgow Rangers job... think that will be a definite opportunity after the weekends auld firm game 😁🤣🤣

Tony will call you back to do the pitch at the Hive 🐝

A pub team called Man united might need a new manager 😁

Get after the West Ham job dog

You can't even euphemistically call your situation gardening leave.

To be fair MD those slide tackles you made against Dennis on Muriel’s lawn couldn’t have gone down well either, then there’s the dodgy language, dogs have feeling too y’know

Is it worse being sacked by Muriel or a certain scallwag 😂😂another job awaits mad dog

League 2 champion sacked my 92 year old lady. Unreal.

😂😂

I'm afraid this is the sort of thing that happens when you don't keep up with the latest ways of operating.

I need my garden sorted out

Plenty of places with your name hidden under a post-it note.

Bounce back, Martin. Best wishes.

@MarkHalliwell1 Hello Martin, Hope you are well!

Muriel encapsulates everything wrong with modern day gardener hirers. One bad weeding session and that’s it no more, on to the next one. No loyalty anymore

I was told you're on garden leave!

Chin up mate

Legend!!!

Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

To many sick days

Didn’t work out for him at @ChesterfieldFC but you got to love this bloke 💙💙

Mad dog what about being a groundsman at West ham

😂😂😂

I shed a tear watching that Mart, totes emosh. Throw some of Dennis's dog dump Over her fence 💩💩💩💩💩💩