Sandwiches. 🥪

Guess what I’m doing as I’m sitting here watching this video. I’m eating a hot honey ham, potato chip, and mayo sandwich that I made myself. bitch 😂

Omg I'm wish I knew this existed before now how did I miss this.... I will forever count 🥪 every time I hear bitching from now on

I bet money it would take her at least 73 sandwiches to figure out how to change the oil on my car let alone do it.

After cooking hot meals ( my gf and I ) we need a break and we tell the kids have a sandwich 🥪 they look at us fucking crazy and say nevermind lol I say ok then your not hungry then.

This was classic AMIRI.......I still tell my wife this in a joking manner from time to time when she's arguing or making dumb suggestions....."bitch, sammiches"

But use the spreadable mayo because I don't want no knife in the freaky bishes hand

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 11 sandwiches omfg bro ur da bomb dude

Hell yeah…!!

Replies ok in a text. That’s half a sandwich. You know she had plenty of time to throw some meat on that last piece of bread

"Bitch, calm down...sandwiches" needs to be a t-shirt