Say hello to your All-Star starting first baseman 👀

Vlad never deserved it

I bet he can’t wait to be a free agent.

Future Las Vegas legend

He's not starting, he's a reserve

Congrats Kurtz!!

Now we’re talking!! The Universe is back in balance. Go Nick!!! 🎩💛💚

Who will be traded

please get him a helmet that fits

Who cares. We need to win ball games.

Everyone was depending on the fan vote to make him an all star, but needless to say! The players vote is what counts!

I think we need to talk about him being one of the most feared hitters in baseball. They’re not pitching unless they have too.

feels the aura