Scenes from the late empire

We command all your rotation to stop

yer done

where space meets sound

I shouldn't have to share this planet with "people" who think they can convince a tornado to go away by talking to it

I understand why you feel that way but have you considered that it worked?

You will NOT turn into a tornado

In Jesus name, amen.

she's eating with "we command all your rotation to stop" though

Yeah I think this rules to be clear

I love how these people think magic is evil and satanic but it’s fine as long as you say “In Jesus’ Name” at the end of your weather controlling spell

Terribly sorry to get all "Reddit Atheist" about this, but these people belong in an insane asylum.