SCHWARBER. KEPLER. FRANZKE.

JOHAN. ROJAS. FRANZKE.

ALVARADO. FRANZKE.

Kepler is going to get hot. He might hit 30 this year.

This is fascinating. The Diamondbacks' radio call of the Kepler HR matches Franzke's call of the Schwarber HR and vice versa. It's a shame that fans of other teams take so much offense to your work. It's truly an amazing service that you provide.

*Sigh* Enjoy Schwarber while we can, because there's no chance Dipshit Dombrowski re-signs him. He has New York written all over him. I'm going to be sick.

Was this the Double A guy they just brought up?….