Scottish tour guide for Edinburgh Dungeons doesn't give a fuck

Enjoyed? You can always

I went really hard on girls who like crystals (me). I auditioned for the Dungeon when I was 18, I was terrible, I did not get the job.

Friend of mine got fired from Mary King's Close for calling an American a daft cunt for asking if a nuclear submarine could fit in there

Always nice to see Craig getting joy from his work.

A very welcome return for Craig this morning. Thank you Eleanor! Brilliant!

Thank you for saving my 15£ next time in beautiful Edinburgh.

Ms. Morton ; as always briiliantly delivered.Rumor that Disney uses Craig as the antichrist of tour guides example in it's training manuals.I am hoping to see and hear " Craig on the Myth of Single Malt" soon.

I got told off by my mates in the London Dungeon for audibly snorting at the 'history' and going 'bollocks'.

Love it. How about Craig gets headhunted by Nottingham Castle for the Robin Hood tour? ;)