Screw it, raccoon highlights. 🦝

A+ commentary. What will the racoon cost next week in MLS Fantasy. My midfield needs serious help.

Have we just seen something more beautiful than the beautiful game? Why, yes. Yes, we have.

Most entertaining league in the world by miles

Subaru park is forever Racoon Arena

Was hoping he would enter the net to hear GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

Covered more ground than Rashford has all season

Someone must have told him we were playing that other NY side… 🖤❤️🦝? #DCU @dcunited @DCUnitedKingdom @davejsports

Fitting to put the trash panda in the trash