Security Guard Really Was Ready To Risk it All on SZA Tour! 😭😭

The security guard:

If it was a guy would of been different story

Bro 100% just whispered his phone number in her ear 😭

i woulda lost my job on the spot

Man’s a consummate professional. I respect it.

Jesus coming to this girl be like

Surprised I have an OF?

Let’s be honest… we know dogs lick their private parts all of the time. Do you ever think about that when they are licking your face?

period.