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We're so glad you enjoy it! 😊

Been using your eggs for years and have noticed a significant difference in the egg shells recently. One lite rap and the shell completely crumbles! A friend just gave me some eggs from his farm, and the shells are thick and hard like yours used to be. Did you change feed?

Oh, no! We do our best to prevent concerns like this and I appreciate you reaching out to let us know. We want to assure you that nothing about our feed or practices has changed. DM us so that we can address your quality concern as soon as possible.

I'd like your answer to this, please.

Hi there, because these are serious topics they deserve a thorough answer, and platform limitations make it difficult to do so. If you wouldn't mind sending us a DM we'd be happy to provide a response. Or if you'd prefer you can text us at 737 500 5002 and we can chat there.

Stopped buying your eggs at Whole Foods and Randall’s a few weeks ago. They’re too expensive. I can get 18 organic eggs for the same price at those same stores. You PE guys just don’t get it, never will.

We're so sorry to hear this. Would you mind sending us a DM so we can get some coupons your way so we can help with your next few cartons?

You have not sent us any pictures of happy chickens in a while!

Oh no! Have you not been receiving the Vital Times in your cartons?