See this? Talent.

I saw my neighbor's 18YO son moving the lawn tonight. He was pushing the mower in one hand and had a bottle of beer in the other. It was the most Murrica! thing I've seen all day.

'Merica

Enemy soldier: They can't throw grenades into the pillbox, can they? Enemy 2: Nah, the openings are too small. No way. Americans: Bet?

The first anti tank grenades were shaped like Nerf Footballs because the military assumed every American man can throw a football

Don't forget the nations pastime.

All Your Baal Games are linked to war. The Super Bowl (superb owl) is MUCH deeper than a football (footbaal) game! 🏈 The rigged game of grown men in tights tackling each other in dirt is just a distraction from the wickedness that is taking place behind the scenes! "Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt." 🍿🍻 Not only is the NFL completely rigged and scripted, it's also blatantly satanic! From the lusting over the cheerleaders to people getting drunk while watching the game, it's all an abomination to God! "That which is highly esteemed among men is ABOMINATION in the sight of God!" Luke 16:15 Don't waste your time with this filth! The media promotes watching sports because they want to keep you distracted while our society crumbles! They want you screaming and yelling over millionaires in tights tackling each other rather than getting mad about what the psychopaths are doing behind the scenes! People know more about their favorite football players and team than they do about God..... That's a problem! The stadiums are loosh collectors while you cheer for a ball (Baal) being thrown around by men in tight pants that signed away their souls for fortune and fame.

Our grenades were ball shaped because be we exported baseball to the rest of the world our enemies couldn't throw them back effectively.

Well it did blow up. Sorta.

Hells yeah

@apas

There is so much truth to this. Dont even get me started on us Floridians.

And everything went down river from there

Fuck me, that's solid.

And Iran thinks they can take us…Please

That is American af🕊️🇺🇸

Because we play actual sports.

Nice skills!

the only thing americans are any good at

Wholesome

😂🤣😂

🤣... beer me 🍻

Patriots