Seething jealousy

some girl named Emily who loves pomegranates and poetry living rent free in this girls brain lmao

Every girl in nyc talks like this they have these overly specific descriptions of archetypes that dont really ring true but you have to laugh and go wow totally yeah if you want to try and have sex with them so they get this idea that they're great judges of character

I’m sorry, but does the whole “pick me” thing not sound like she’s describing herself?

I've known 4 girls who look exactly like the one in the video and they're always complaining about this specific white girl

“I’m a girl’s girl” lmfao

this is not a girl’s girl. a girl’s girl would try and find the sweet, interesting, cute things about a girl and express frustration that a girl’s boyfriend has made her a muse instead of a person. this is a mean, jealous snake, hiding “why don’t people like me” behind sarcasm

I love the girl she hates

Pomegranates are so much fun though. You put one in your salad and it's like a bunch of little jewels in there. And I've never had a bad dessert with those lil things in it. Just tiny bursts of huge flavour. I might have one today.

This seems so targeted and specific to someone she probably went to high school or college with.

She has thought about this to a pathological level and it’s so much more telling about her than “Emily” (who is probably some cute nice girl who is dating a guy that this chick wants)

I wonder how many girls have a prepared speech like this about gender relations they have memorized and are waiting for an excuse to bring out ever since they saw Gone Girl

This girl sounds pretty great

tfw no emily gf

COPEEEE

what on earth is this lady talking about.

I recently changed my bio to Pomegranate enjoyer and updated my profile pic to a selfie I took in Tokyo. Jesus fucking christ no one is safe.

A little too specific…

saying "i'm a girl's girl" is starting to give the same energy as "but im a nice guy"

I would watch an entire season of this woman.

I avoid anyone who is talking to thier bus pass

This is a scripted comedy sketch

“I’m a girls girl”

This girl has casual sex with men who are out of her league who tell her they’re not looking for anything serious but then they turn around and get engaged to white women from New Hampshire.

No one is more misogynistic than a heterosexual woman from Manhattan

na she’s a HUNDRED percent correct 😂

what's wrong with a down to earth low maintenance girl?

They love Japanese culture but are both white lol that hits hard

did some research. She’s a comedian so this is just a bit. She’s being funny. Kinda makes the TikTok less fun bc I thought she was just a random chick firing takes.

I'm tired of humor like this that seems deeply psychological and unnecessarily snarky. Maybe he’s into this Emily girl because he also has nothing going on upstairs…maybe he’s also not that hot and she needs to move on. This is weird.

I like her, I can fix her