SELL EVERYTHING

I just sold everything and now own 5 boats. Could you please advise on the next steps, I don't live anywhere near the sea

hold

not financial advice

Sold everything i have, now I own this. Am I safe?

this will be more valuable than you think

I've invested in music CDs hoping that they make a comeback

physical copy. good buy

GO TO COSTCO BUY THE MASSAGE CHAIRS ALL OF THEM!!!!!

they will retain some value

So get out of the system because it’s all going to zero but buy boats & watches … got it.

"Everything" can not collapse at the same time as "the currency it's measured in". One or the other can, but not both at the same time. If the value of a stock falls by 98% and USD also falls 98%, then the price is still the same. The value *has* to go somewhere.

you got the joke

@LN_Master_Hub Your replies are the jokes. 🤣

@LN_Master_Hub you are the comedy now

Pure entertainment, never avshortage of clowns on the Internet talking crap😂🤡

never been more bullish

Sold everything and bought all of Retual Hand wash, holding for cleaner and nice smell hands when everything goes to zero. Thanks for the advice.

now youre cooking on gas

Just sold everything including my furniture and bed, emptied out my house, and I've ordered 120 pallets of toilet paper. I'm going to be so fucking rich🤣

The person in the video is Damien Slash, a comedian and impressionist known for his satirical sketches, including finance parodies. He’s not a hedge fund owner, and his "advice" in videos like this is meant to be humorous rather than genuine financial guidance.

Sold my house, my stocks, crypto, everything and bought a pallet of creed CDs.

@SimpleMatty increasingly rare. supply and demand

@SimpleMatty Trade? I have Spin Doctors lots of Spin Doctors....and Hootie...with the Blowfish.

@damienslash Idk. I only like the blowfish.

Shut the fuck up and buy p-DAI

Just sold my 2 year old and seen this is a joke .cheers..sons crying

you just saved 100 grand

he’s got bad leg from birth so I only got 50% of wholesale price

I knew this in 2020

Yes, comedy, but..

@misterJDG this heart rate monitor?

Yes.

I'ma sell my money and buy cows

I’m selling my parent’s home now, as I type! They will thank me later.

He is a comedian just check his account 🤦🏻‍♂️

A man that can’t keep his own hair has no clue wtf is going on in the world. I’ll keep my crypto for now you bald geybo

🤣

Can I just go down the pub and empty my bank account out there?

I invested in a super deflationary usd token on Solana called $DUSD and now I’m shilling it you and your people. Will I be ok?

Sold everything than burned all the money I got from the sale ... Now what ?

youre safu now

I’m still trying to figure out how to “drink air” . . .

breathe

I sold everything and bought baby oil. Hope to sell at a massive mark-up when Diddy gets out. 🙏

@2501_major AND BUY SPX6900 BECAUSE THE GIRL IS CUTE

Here’s a reminder for you 😄

Lol. I went risk-off in the summer of 2021 for the exact same reason and most of it went into gold and buying a farm where chances are better of riding out a financial crash. I did not expect society to be so retarded it would take 5 years until others started seeing it 🤣

Two more weeks until it all crashes guys trust me

You are conquered. 😳 No food for you. Your food has a carbon score.

Just sold my daughter to Dubai. Thanx.