Separation anxiety is so real 😭

get the booze out. it helps.

the chill breakdown on this is relaxing

Me and my wife went on our first date alone since the new born (4 months) the minute we sat down we were both showing each other pictures of our boys lol the guilt is real

That looks like a Smoky Mountains kind of place

Just bang and then go get the kids.

Shoes in the bed...at the head section...wild

Literally my wife and I

Cmon msn she is giving ya the fuck me on the ladder vibes

fr (father of 3)

Make another baby lmao the other kids are already alive and having fun

I’ve been in similar situations, but it sounded like she was slapping her leg to call her dog bro