Settle in and enjoy this extended marital mystery from Josh Johnson

@JoshJohnson There are no bubbles in group texts …

@JoshJohnson Shit to fucking slow

@JoshJohnson I rate this a 3 / 10

@JoshJohnson It would be better if the punchline was that they did have the right number, it wasn’t a wedding but something else, and he forgot he had something to go to.

@JoshJohnson This dude is trying so hard to be cool he’s annoying. You are performing not walking up from a damn nap.

@JoshJohnson He stole this joke

@JoshJohnson This put me right to sleep. Didn’t even feel drowsy. Just BLAMMO. Out. Did I just get hypnotized or something ?

@JoshJohnson That’s why we posted it before bed

✦ Stand by Me ✦ Seventy-year-old Grandpa lives with his young grandson. He finds out he only has a short time left to live and decides to prepare for their future and to leave them something special. 🍿Watch Now

@JoshJohnson Brilliant 😆🤭

@JoshJohnson Couldn’t make it through. Delivery way too slow🫩😴😴😴