She chose the absolute worst boy names imaginable

She’s thinking of her son as a pet and not as a man that will eventually have to negotiate social hierarchies.

Ahh the little brother being named Hove

Kinda sounds like she just wants to have a girl. Wants the little boy to be just like her. A girl.

Acceptable unorthodox names for boys: Charlemagne Augustus Marcus Aurelius Octavian Iskandar Khan Julius Caesar Maximus

This shit actually makes me so mad. Women will set their children up to be bullied relentlessly just so that they can be different or stand out among the other moms

The masculine form of avery is Alfred.

I just know. The dad lets out a sigh when she walks into the garage and tells him she thought of a name.

I was fully prepared to dislike the fiancé for being so restrictive with the name but now I think he’s a front runner for father of the year. I think Avery is fine though I knew a few guy-Averys in my childhood

People don’t realize these kids will be adults one day. Imagine you’re 40 yrs old and have to introduce yourself as Brighton.

I hold the right to make fun of all dumb names regardless of color, gender, religion or orientation.

Brighton is a place in England hahahaha, idk if they sell beans tho they have a beach

Bodhi is the vampire chick from Baldur’s Gate 2.

She has to be a wrestling fan cause every name she said there is an associated male wrestler for.

When I hear Avery this man is all I think of

I named my son Osiris, like the Egyptian god. We also call him Siris for short. I wanted to name him Cyrus but I hate the way that is spelled. After some slight persuasion I got his mother to agree to Osiris and honestly I think he has the coolest boy name ever.

Bodhi is also the name of an iconic movie villain who kills himself by drowning in a 100 year storm. That's where her grandma got the name lol

Avery does kinda sound like a white name but all the Averys I’ve known have been black and then theirs Sargent Avery Johnson from halo

This is the only Bodhi

"sounds like a bird" the guy was thinking aviary.

From all of us here at the Cleveland Show we wish you a Happy Kwanzaa and Avery Murrey Christmas.

I think modern white women just want to ruin men's lives. Whether its some random guy on tinder or their on son

Kit Conner just got cast as Cyclops in X-Men…

“yeah lemme name my son some bullshit. wait, what do mean he’s gonna grow up to be an adult?”

Brighton is a place in England. Lmao

One of the most impactful people in my young life was named after a dog. The day she was born, a local black labrador saved a little girl who fell through the ice on a lake in town, and her dad put it on the birth certificate. I wish I could tell her how much I appreciate her now

Joe, Jack, Rob, Steve, Tom, Frank, Adolf. What is wrong with these normal names?!?

elizabeth is a fine name, thats just not what shes going to be called, especially as a kid. ellie, lisa, beth, becky, libby, she would be any of those. probably more than one over her life. the boy names would be decent middle names. john avery, henry kit.

Ain’t nothin wrong with naming a boy Avery

Normally, not a huge fan of abortion. But it’s prolly best for the kid honestly. He’s doomed under this woman.

Elizabeth is also not an old persons name. I know a ton of people named Liz lmao

I had to do the same thing when we named my son. My wife kept sending out these names without thinking that one day he’d be a grown man.

Why is it that whenever your page comes up on my feed you’re shitting on “white people”

Girl name Joke name Last name Random foreign language Another last name Get her a baby name book jesus

This is why you keep artsy girls busy. If you give them time to think, they start coming up with dumbass ideas.