She has a problem

You can’t go without a phone but you can go without teeth

I would tell her it's a glitch. Go outside where the signal is stronger and push the top buttons on each side to reset the phone. Then as soon as she steps outside, I'd lock the door.

She needs the phone so she can film and curse out the managers of every wal mart she visits

She’s lying through her tooth.

She got all that money but won’t just go buy another one.

It's that urgent then get the new one 😞

You “need your phone”? I think you need to put the goddamn cheeseburger down.

Staged

Fake fake fake

What big Shirley really needs is a gym membership