She identified as a lightweight.

Gravity is undefeated

At least she got to eat something.

If you're completely winded after 40 seconds of what could be described as a relaxed pace, I don't think you're gonna be able to throw any punches.

She identified as building marked for demolition.

The Karate Cant... lol oh wait its truffle shuffle style. no no its like that king fu movie, skipping leopard Wheezing Walrus.

Grossberger.

Holy crap

The bathroom scales said she identifies as they/them.

How embarrassing, what was she thinking 😂😂😂😂