she just cooked all of Twitter😭

To “cook” was not my intention. I simply wanted the terminally horny to be more prepared for the trials and tribulations of e-pussy. Do not venture forth ill equipped.

"what are you gonna do shove your dick through the computer screen?” Absolutely

This has always been my favorite clip

“Come over to my house” The guy that’s already there

This is what she meant

i'm ready to cook

John Cena shirt goes hard tho