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She just won the internet — hands down the best reporting on the current Iran situation.😂😭😂

4,248,668 views • 1 year ago •via X (Twitter)

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Barefoot Pregnant1 year ago

Finally, someone said it plain and smart. A little truth and a lot of common sense.

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Grass💚1 year ago

I’m dying “Rock 'n' Roll Ayatollah” and "We all finna make some bread” 😂😂😂

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DrGreenthumb1 year ago

Great story teller,we need more of this.

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Apple Lamps1 year ago

For the travelers in realms beyond sound 🤣👇 "Alright, I did the serious video about what's going on in Iran, but now I'm finna break it down in a nutshell what happened, alright? Okay, so from the beginning, well, somewhere from the beginning. Alright. Netanyahu, who I call him Yahoo, that's the man over there in Israel, right? He kept saying, "Hey, Iran got nukes and I'm gonna go and hit their ass up 'cause they got nukes and they keep saying they're gonna wipe us off the map, so I'm gonna just hit his ass first." Donald Trump said, "Okay, let me tell you what's gonna happen. Alright, I'm gonna send my folks over there. I'm gonna send Tulsi Gabbard over there and she gonna see if they got nukes." So she went over there with her intelligence team in March and she said, "Hey, it look like they ain't got no nukes." And Trump said, "Alright, cool, that's fine. They ain't got no nukes." He done went and told Yahoo. "Yahoo, listen, she went over there and checked. Rock and Rolla Ayatollah ain't got no nukes. She done went and checked. So, I'm gonna need for y'all to chill out and like my plan was, is peace and we all finna make some bread." Well, Yahoo just wasn't satisfied with that shit 'cause he war hungry. Look like he wanna stay in power forever and as long as they at war, he gonna keep his seat. So, he was like, "Nah, I know they got some nukes and I'm finna go over there and strike their ass." Donald Trump was like, "Hey, player, don't do that. We want peace." Well, Ayatollah Khomeini said, Rock and Rolla Ayatollah, he said, "Death to America." Trump said, "Look, I already told you I ain't in that shit. I'm not sending Israel no money, I'm not sending them no weapons. I'm just not in that shit. Leave America out of this. We ain't fucking with nobody. We want peace over here, right?" Alright, they get into it. Israel going to bomb their ass, and I'm talking about bomb their ass, right? So, Rock and Rolla Ayatollah was like, "Oh shit. Oh, this this how we playing? Alright, everybody finna feel it." Donald Trump said, "Hey, who the fuck is everybody? I just told you, America's not in it. We don't want nothing to do with this, player. I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, we want peace. We really want y'all to shake hands, but since y'all on that gangster shit, we just gonna bow out gracefully." They said that shit again, "Death to America, everybody gonna feel it," sending out all them threats. So DJT ain't finna take that shit laying down 'cause he always been a G, uppercase G at that. So Trump was like, "Alright, bet. I'm gonna see what's gonna happen in two weeks and then in in two weeks if we ain't brokered peace, then we gonna figure something out." Well, behind the scenes, DJT was like, "Well, I done found out you got three sites where you could have been making nukes. And so since you still talking big shit, big game, player, I'm finna send some shit over there and we just gonna get rid of that shit where you could have been making nukes, alright? Boom." So he going to send three strikes. He he just obliterated three nuclear sites over there in Iran. And when I say nuclear sites, I'm talking about where they could have been making bombs underground, right? So what they dropped could go through like, I think 20 feet of of concrete, you know, like the big shits, right? So they they just went over there and they obliterated three nuclear sites. So Trump basically, from what I can see, is saying, "Alright, what you thought they had, I done went and took that shit away. Now you ain't got no reason to keep going over there and fucking with them. I told you I wasn't finna get rid of their supreme leader, Rock and Rolla Ayatollah. He still over there. And as for you, Rock and Rolla Ayatollah, keep our name out your motherfucking mouth like I told you from the beginning. That's it in a nutshell. Now we gonna see how this shit go. Uh, North Korea pipe down, China pipe down, 'cause again, we ain't scared of shit now, but we do want peace. Now let's get together, stop all this beef so we can make some bread." That's it in a nutshell."

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sighence1 year ago

Yeah. She was succinct and accurate. This is how the majority of Americans think.

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WunderBot (Not a Bot!)1 year ago

She is hilariously right tho haha 😂

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ThunderBlessing1 year ago

Quick overview for those that need to catch up on Iran bombings.

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Nico1 year ago

Just what I thought… trash!

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MAGAMAN691 year ago

TOO long! I can’t take the kizzie speak.

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