She knows exactly what’s she’s doing

Why wouldn’t you just get two of them you fucking idiot

Hot chicks have life on easy mode. Simp ass white boys just hand them money everyday.

She touched his hand. I would give her my 401K for this simple human contact with a pretty girl. I'm so lonely, Mitt.

Same

Yes she's selling homemade jam with her daughter...

Women: exists Mittens: “she knows exactly what she’s doing”

$400 you can jam it in her butt.

“How much is this” *Lady points to sign saying how much it costs

Mittens you really need to get laid bro...

You think she sells her peepee?