She met a wizard

I don't care if the story is fake. The delivery was so good

the way she nods while saying "no" 😆

He’s on the spectrum. It happens.

You can smell it on some women. It is very distinct.

"You're a wizard, Alex!"

The powers of a 30 year old virgin wizard

I mean you have like 15-20% chance. Maybe he just says this randomly to see if he can make women think he's in tune with vibes or something.

The storytelling pause keeps getting longer and longer. It's not reflective or intriguing, it's performative and disengaging. I ate it with all of my hate.

I could smell it on my ex girlfriend when she was about to start her period. She hated it.

What was the point of sharing this story? Why do women need to share this with the world? It's like a man telling us a story of a dump he took in a public toilet and what someone else told him as he was leaving the bathroom. Nobody needs to know.

Tiktok about being married to the guy in 2 years

That wasn't a wizard. It was a bear.

That wizard has Asperger’s

Scent Wizard

Excellent deadpan and timing. She could be a stand-up comedian

She met a guy with a sister and a nose

Really dreadful content

Old fallout random encounter be like:

I have a friend who has this ability. He is also gay. Unclear if one has anything to do with the other.

Pam Beasley vibes

Man hater today. Cat lady tomorrow

She wants to be an actress.

There is Def a goldilocks zone with autism. Anything outside of that, no pussy for you! Go play with your lego

Regulated her no contact.

Wizard? More like a good sense of smell. I don’t think it’s that uncommon.

that’s a F E D

Woosh!