she really made a song for performative men before it was even a thing

She used to be so cunty and now she just.. exists..

i mean they were a thing they were just called metrosexuals back then lmao

wow i wonder who this song is about

It was always a thing. Phonies, Posers, Hipsters, Metrosexuals

it’s not about pete wentz yall

she really clocked multiple men lmao

How can a person go from writing this to hooking up with Justin Trudeau, the KING of performative males?

wait maybe this is about p3do wentz omg “i luv minor keys”

It’s impressive how she looked into the future and made this song about Russell Brand

we've genuinely backslid so far, we were talking about how tacky and homophobic it was for her to have done this (particularly right before releasing kissed a girl) in the late aughts and now we've got mouthbreathers talking about performative men 😭 girl we're so fucked

Tokio Hotel ghouls enter the chat*

In fact this song was about Pete Wentz and it just makes it even better in my opinion

@2010sAngel Her best song omg, her era where she was just copying Lilly Allen was the only time she managed to produce hits now she jus releases slop

They existed, they were called metrosexuals

This used to be my fav song as a kid 😭😭😭 I hated seeing emo boys kiss just for the views and not be actually gay LOL so I thought this was about them

This is the peak of irony considering who she's dating.

This was my MySpace profile song.

Louis Partridge and Shawn Mendes come to the front

She was such an icon. What happened

I got sent to the principal for singing this song smh

this is so prescient actually woah im impressed

Idk how the tokio hotel fandom thought this was about bill… delusional ass fandom

@ju_mrques nosso hino existe

we used to be a country.

it was a thing tho lol

This is my favorite Katy song!

nope, she made a song about two minors (Bill and Tom of Tokio Hotel), because she was petty they won an award and she didn't

@imnotbourdieu vc sabe de quem eu lembrei

They were just alt and gay they were performative bisexuals

This song was how I learned the word gay btw

Her best song lol

wait tea

YALL ARE SO FUCKING SOFT NOW

what a way to start a career