She really thought she was gonna make that 🤣🤣

meg why do you sound like rhea seehorn here

I legit always sound like her!!

not sure how i never noticed but i will always associate you two now!!!

Lol

Yay liv!!!!!

your hair really works in a ponytail like this btw you look great here

Thank you!! I need to do it more

I saw this live there was a hoop next to my head and I was really scared.

Sorry Irving!!!!

very funny bit thank you for posting

Thank you so much!!

I'm confused where did the funny thing happen?

Probably at the part where the crowd laughed! That’s just my guess tho

@furiouswhopper I think they were just being nice.. or all have a terrible sense of humor

@furiouswhopper No I think they found it funny! That is the easiest explanation. It’s okay if you don’t find something funny that other people do :)

@ThunderSooner10 @furiouswhopper Damn, I must go to the US of A and try to be a comedian. The bar seems to be very low, I'm going to be a superstar!

@ThunderSooner10 @furiouswhopper Could you pitch me an idea for an original joke you want to do

@Benassi @ThunderSooner10 So I'm thinking of coming out on stage with a glass vase of flowers that I never address or talk about, then I tell a knock knock joke and pretend to open a door and drop the vase, then cry and run off stage. Good, right?

@Benassi @ThunderSooner10 This sucks because there’s no stakes for the audience to care about and if they see glass on the stage they’re already going to anticipate it’s gonna break. And it’s a less funny version of this. Try again!

LeBron been REAL quiet the last 45 mins since this dropped

lola bunny became a real human person but retained cartoon logic.

really really good god

YAYYY THANK YOU LEX!!!

Nice rack

Take notice of the large booba

I like your basketballs

Fantastic swerve. I thought the joke was gonna be like "What's the deal with airline food?" But stealing a Mulaney joke out of desperation also works lol

And of course he actual joke was about Trump.

So the actual joke was the ball and then I stole a joke from John Mulaney

You did a magic trick. Comedians write jokes.

And that's hardly a joke even for mulaney it's just a simile without a punchline

@MeganBitchell Magic tricks are just “having a prop” now?

@MeganBitchell Yes. Go to a magic show. At least carrot top has puns.

@MeganBitchell I think you don’t know what magic is. Unless Gallagher was a great magician and I wasn’t aware.

@MeganBitchell I haven't seen enough ghallager but I'd say he's comedic performance art, not magic

Had to ruin that perfect body with such hideously trashy graffiti. Shame.

Grow up

I'm not the one with high school-desk scribbles permanently imprinted onto my flesh.

@MeganBitchell People with no love or passion in their hearts, could never understand tattoos 😂

@MeganBitchell She's not gonna fuck you

@MeganBitchell That’s not the only reason to give a shit about someone ☠️☠️☠️

@MeganBitchell Except that's the sole reason you're commenting. You're pathetically trying to whiteknight in the (futile) attempt to get a crumb of pussy from this woman, but, again, she's not going to fuck you.

The Lakers need you Meg

Release those puppies

Is that ucb? Hilarious

Yes!

Awesome place, and I was not expecting that lol

Excellent meg

Thank you!!

this is a really good bit

Im ngl I muted and just stared at her milkers so idk if it was funny or not

why are there not more prop comics

Was the ball dipped in liquid nitrogen or something..?

No I swapped it with a ceramic one!

@tek_sauce They could not let my horny ass around liquid nitrogen 🤣

Really fucked up that the crowd laughed at your misfortune like that. I thought you did great otherwise though. Hope they see this

meg this is really funny

@tweem 4x views

@tweem What on earth is this are you gambling on tweets

@tweem Yes I get points (plus royalties for you) if it hits the mark in the next 24 hours. Trying to find potential @bangers early and invest in them when I see them

@MeganBitchell @tweem @Bangers We all deserve to die.

@MeganBitchell @tweem @Bangers 😂😂 maybe the points will be worth money one day

someone’s confidence is adorable

This is genius

Thank you!!!

Lol

Nice rack

She knows where her bread is buttered

Love is a basketball and chain, brother

… there was genuine engineering in the design that bra. Structurally sound.

Nobody listening to the soliloquy

It’s 90 seconds your brain is cooked

It was a boob joke