she released a new album?💀

oh i thought this was going to be somewhat factual but instead it’s just starsigns & virtue signaling 🫩

why do we care this much to make a think piece about Lizzo’s album with a full deep dive, astrology, and greek origins?? 😭 people probably just don’t want to hear from her anymore, hello.

It started with the funeral ⚱️ in 2017

This must be what it feels like to hear AI hallucinating

You’ve been posting about her all week. You knew she had an album before her fan did.

Stopped after about a min or so in because the girl ain’t talking about nothing. Lizzo’s music isn’t as good as it used to be or even could be. That’s what this boils down to.

And Lizzo was just online complaining about how her album wasn’t getting label support…

SHUT UP WITH THIS NONSENSE. She flopped because the music was not good and most people still associate her with the harassment lawsuit…. It really isn’t that deep sometimes

At the end of the day her 15 mins just ran its course. She f'd up when she turned her back on the BBWs that was her community then she tried to backtrack then she was in controversy then she was at NBA games with her ass out people just aint fw her no mo stop the conspiracies

Trust….. none of this has ANYTHING to do with Lizzo album flopping. That would have happened regardless. Lizzo ain’t even an artist anyone takes serious. Like lady bffr

Nah this album ate down. Y’all want to hate lizzo bc she was a bigger woman and she black. Lizzo has been that girl and didn’t need y’all’s approval to begin with😂

this all bullshit . lizzo just one of those people who became a bigger socialite than artist. like a coi leray . she in the famous for being famous trap . blogs always post her for controversy

You could’ve prefaced this video by saying that this person is insane

So where does Cardi fall in all of this?? Cause she’s currently outselling and out streaming Nicki?

Lmao dont be delulu

first thing she do is mention beyonce

If the music slaps the people will listen

Lizzo flopped because she decided she wanted to rap and shake ass more then write hits like she used to now she’s done

Nicki has a delusional fanbase

Girl please STFU it’s not that deep. It flopped cause it flopped, it don’t have nothing to do with chess and damn sure don’t have nothing to do with Jay z Beyonce Nicki or Drake. 😂 yall just be saying shit

Mental illness

When Nicki says this is chess not checkers they think she’s joking

My previous studies allowed me to listen and understand her perfectly.

How does Lizzo album tanking involves Beyonce? How is it possible for Beyonce to be hated this much? That lady literally minds her business and yet gets all the hate. What is wrong with the barbs and weird conspiracies?

and NICKI knows this- that’s why they paying all the distractions dust- they want the head not the arm

So how did the album tank and it’s only 5days old🤔 What constitutes as a failed album??? We anint even done with the first week yet🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Lizzie doesn’t fall anywhere but towards the bottom of the list. She hasn’t been around as long hasn’t established herself. So tired of this generation that expects life long respect and everything that comes with it, instantly. Like fuck off.

When are ppl gonna learn that being a backstabber isn’t in the new world order anymore. Watch every time u be spiteful towards ppl and get karma or ya blessings slow down. Back then it was cool cause that was the way of the world. But now we’re in the age of Aquarius.

What has this got to do with the price of tea in china

Mental illness

I think her album was always going to flop even if she didn’t say anything about Nicki 🤣

Sheesh the reach is heavy

This was very pleasing and intellectual way of saying absolutely nothing. 😂 Her voice is so nice it took me awhile to figure out she was cuckoo.

I FUCKING HATE CHESS METAPHORS