She thinks I’m out cheating but really I’m just watching dudes cut things exactly in half The Yak

Should straight men be allowed at lesbian bars?

@BarstoolYak Why... why in the hell are they wearing sports bras?

@BarstoolYak Technically klemmer’s .01 difference is a smaller margin of error than mintzy’s. (.01/1.45) is smaller than (.01/1.41)

@BarstoolYak No one gonna talk about them wearing the Kinexon athlete vests for this?

@BarstoolYak Where do I apply?

@BarstoolYak That’s right

@BarstoolYak @ballawalsh23

@BarstoolYak Hmmm odd

@BarstoolYak Dude, that's too funny. What's your secret for a perfect slice?

@BarstoolYak When Jacks Pizza creates a competition of who can create the 8 most equal slices of frozen pizza with nothing but eyes and a free pizza cutter I got from an auto dealership 8 Christmases ago, I’m in.