She's a little bloated...

Before you get angry in the comments let me tell you something. This isn't me I saw this video and shared it. Trocar and tubing is a common thing to debloat a cow and save its life. It smells terrible and I'd advise from lighting the gases like this guy did. Keep cows out of the alfalfa.

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War cows were effective bunker clearers during WWII. War cow flamethrowers could flush out troops barricaded in bunkers, often firing through embrasures to force the enemy out, where soldiers were waiting to either accept their surrender or eliminate them.

Free barn heat

That has to feel so good.

That cow just ripped this stunt off from Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville.

New Monty Python catapult ammo unlocked: “Molotov Cow”. IYKYK.