She's missing one vital ingredient, bacon lined panties.

Why the fuck does it all have to suck so bad?

Why bother even going to Paris anymore, so not worth the hassle

Or you could just not go to Paris until its government gives a damn about its people.

With a matching sausage bra

Yeah .. Paris .. ? this time of Year .. when the summer hordes walk among us.. ? I hate to be vile and graphic .. but One needs to pop into the local Chemists and..

Thats actually genius, just cover yourself in bacon. Roll in a Cuban Pork Roast before you try and go get coffee.

What happens if they just pick her up and put her in a bag!

Don't go cheap on the bacon.

I hate when dumb tourist make shite look bad. No one told you to bring high dollar shite for you to look like a target. Even kids of Walmart look like a hobo and drive shite cars. Materialism makes you a target.

It's not actual bacon in her panties, but it probably looks like it

Thank you...I was having a miserable day...🫡🤣

At least you're not in Paris.

I feel the sun coming out and a spring in my step...yes...I'm not in Paris! I feel so much better...thank you @klara_sjo...a ray of sunshine!

She didn’t tape her vagina

Damn.. this is a miss It’s not Muslims that are the problem there It’s African migrants bro… smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ Watch the videos

@grok What percentage of Paris is Muslim?

@grok It’s Africans bro… in Paris specifically. Ur thinking of England rape gangs

Already taken care of!

Unsecured item

She might as well wear a full body armor and carry a sword and shield.

Why even go... yuck

"Removing them at home" you people literally miss the point. What will you do when these types FINALLY BREAK INTO YOUR HOME- What are you gonna do, dig an emergency fucking tunnel in 30 seconds?

Bacon lined panties-brilliant deterrent 🤣🤣🤣

Always be prepared 💪🥓

Apparently, the real first thing she does in Paris is take a taxi from Charles De Gaulle to the Louvre.

She needs to bring this fellla, and a few of his friends as escorts.

The first time I went Europe, I had heard so much about puck-pockets, I sewed Velcro closures onto my pockets.

“The first thing I do in Paris is MARK EVERYTHING for the thieves to target! Im smart!” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

“Bacon lined panties” If you could only see my reactions to the majority of your shit talking post . You’d be certain that I was retarded or some other way mentally challenged the way I snort/spew out whatever I’m drinking or choke . Keep up the good work maybe you’ll run across a headline one of these days of “Man in Texas dies while reading Klara‘s post” 🤣😂☠️

Raw bacon. I’d just wrap the raw bacon around my body… great swathes. You can eat the bacon when you get home perhaps.

There's a solution for this

Or, and I know this might be too much for some people, leave your jewelry at home. No one cares about your bling.

I do enjoy some Clams Casino.

Bacon lined panties?? Breakfast in bed?? Sign me tf up 😭😭

Ah. Ha ha.

Their one exception, bet! Perverted carpet riders!

What an amateur. Forgot both her shoes and the bacon lined panties!