She’s not a pear, she’s a lightbulb

Built like a rotisserie chicken

Send this shit to the dude making the Dagon Ur mod

This is canon btw, this is legit dialogue by Dagoth Ur

When LLM was young and pure.

never forget

That’s on the fans

Somehow I didn't known I needed yo hear this.

Common trazyn W

Agreed

I chose a different path.

This was 100% intentional

it's like, sexual terrorism. hit like crack in the 80's

Wasn't there a version of this with Carl from ATHF

@SpreadingMan

welp nsfw idea project decided

Based and true

@pootwiddlius

I mean she 40% ass and thiggs.

I knew I heard this somewhere before 🤭

A fleshlight bulb

Dagoth-Ur got nothing but bangers.

Not with that big ass head

With athf carl is good too

Thank you Dagoth Ur

What's the tool you use for Dagoth's voice?

@BadBitchDicey They say never to put a light bulb in your mouth I'm willing to risk it getting stuck in this instance