"Shit Tickets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In other words we have always used the woods to wipe our tushies. PS, I prefer the futuristic term- moon floss.

Me learning this, everyday really is a school day

It's called 'Gloopaper' in my house. 😉 @glooface

@ShlimPickens5 HOLY SHIT they got up in @juicysharts bidness

At this point just wash your ass with water.

Well a lot of stuff here ain't truth.. And yes people did actually use brown paper way before they started bleaching it white And before toilet paper was even a thing, people used old newspaper and magazines ripped up and crunch together in a paper ball to soften it up a bit

Bum fluff

Oh my God who comes up with this shit?

Shitckets

Because I'm from a poor actual shithole, it has always been called 'bog roll' for me.

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We always called them hockey tickets.

I am one of those boring bitches that loves this kinda shit. Yorkshire, so fully appreciate the commentary 🤣👍

This is full of all sorts of crap. The fibers are sourced from different woods. You have long fibers for strength and short fibers for softness (these can include recycled paper). They are never heated and don't mix until the pulp is fed through the head unit that sandwhiches the fibers onto a mesh screen at 60 mph. It's heated through superheated steam before passing over the breast roll and the cooch roll (properly pronounced in the most derogative way you could possibly say the word). Eventually it's transferred to the super hot Yankee roll before it's scrapped off and spun onto a parent roll that looks like King Kongs sized roll of toilet paper. These are then stored in a warehouse for a few days to ensure there is no smoldering hot embers inside the parent roll they could possibly start a fire in the conversion facility. It's been transferred to the conversion facility to be made into individual roles of toilet paper.

You must also have rules!

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No Shitsalott given,

Hockey Tickets!

I know a couple ass wipes

Or just use water