Shoplifter Wanted For Stealing Multiple Items

i think i can fix her.

Her forefathers looted entire continents... This is just instinct.

She’s not even trying.

Hack for getting off Ad*erall...

She’s all spun

How are people even this dumb anymore. They’re parents and grandparents thieving tricks were caught onto years ago and it’s also the most famous gas station on the internet. Reopen mental institutions because these people are DUMB.

I knew from the second she walked in that she was into black ice.

Usual suspect

This account makes me not look at the front register when I walk in so it doesn’t look like I’m stealing

Why would you need 3 car air fresheners? What’s in the car?👀

What a clumsy hungry thief. Needs moar hands