Should've stayed in the car.

He came within a foot of getting away with it

He walked back to the car, but that's guaranteed to hurt for a very long time.

Having Soy noodle legs & arms saved its soy arse 🤣🤣

Why would they wait that long to drive around? Makes no sense why people stick around during incidents like this. Your vehicle is a very powerful weapon for self defense. Use it as necessary when being attacked.

And that’s how you become the recipient of a wireless hole puncher in the south.

What is he, gumby??? That leg/ankle bone should have snapped into pieces 😳

@TheRealWhistler It's right there that I go to jail with a big smile for the mug shot

darn it, was hoping to see his foot dangling and flapping in the breeze.

Should’ve been shot!

Damn he was lucky. He almost lost his foot by himself.