SIMMY WANTED SECONDS. #AllForTX

I do not believe my Peagle eyes

- All I Knew

Oh my captain my captain! How we’ve missed you! #AllForTX

my second baseman is back

Bartender, can I get a double Simmy Shot? 😤

Watched it right here In the stadium… ball was pissed on

I fear Semien may have remembered it is an odd year

DFA GARCIA IMMEDIATELY

IMAGINE GETTING SWEPT BY THE “RAYS”🤣🤣🤣

Ya’ll fucking suck