Simple explanation on why it’s right an environmental protester got 2 years in prison for throwing soup at a painting

The pane is real.

Thank you for explaining Rosie. You are starting to sound very like Laura Whatley. Just a bit more coherent 😁

I think there ought to be sentencing guidelines applied, say 6 months for consomme, 12 for normal, 18 months for cream based & 24 for thick broths. The flavour of soup, tomato & beetroot extra year for staining, whilst chicken 3. Celery soup is 5 years min, cos it's celery.

Glass protectors are the 5th Emergency Service and attacks on emergency workers like them should never be used for thinly veiled comic purposes .... Shame on you ...

Still Life Painting lives Matter 🎨💔😭😭😭😭

Wait, the Joker isn't alive? I mean, OK, Folie A Deux died at the box office but are we sure..?

You are the only Tory MP that I want to hear words from.

I get confused. Are you the MP Helen Whately?

“Holy fuck Batman, shes a bigger idiot than we first thought”, “Yes boy wonder, call the commissioner see if there’s any room in Arkham”

Why are you not running for the Tory Leadership. A shoo in, for sure!