Since when do hot dogs grow in the ground? 😳

It's a real thing. Some even grow with mustard.

Damn!

@MarleneLowande Between the yearly hot dog harvest and picking the spaghetti trees, we always had lots of work to do down on the farm.

@MarleneLowande I stand corrected.

@aintscarylarry @MarleneLowande I almost peed I laughed so hard!

@aintscarylarry @MarleneLowande 😂

He must have contracted RFK brainworm y'all! LMFAO

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Well I don't know Joe I know the Sun's not happy about it ....but apparently this is true,

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Is that #BenCarson? Famous brain surgeon? Token person of color in Trump 1.0? He doesn't seem so smart now, does he?

Yes

Joe, where have you been?

This is news to me

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Well duh Joe. My ex-husband and I owned a 300 acre farm in NW MO. As responsible landowners, we rotated crops. Corn, then soybeans, then of course hotdogs! Our hotdog crop was the envy of DeKalb County! 🌭🌭🌭🤣🤣🤣

Oh?

Michelle Obama had an organic farm at the WH and had children farming with her as she taught them about the importance of fresh food. She exercised with kids and talked about the importance of physical fitness. MAGAs belittled her for this. She was MAHA before there was one.

here 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

Damn!

I LOVE the kids holding the signs upside-down! LOL

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🤣🤣 This goes to show how stupid people can be when not using their brain with their mouth at the same time. Especially politicians!

They have brains?

🤣🤣 I try to give them a little credit.

Don't forget wild corndogs

That's how out of touch our rich government is. I dare trump to tell this woman to shut up 😂🤣

Did he perform brain surgery on himself?

MANY schools in blue states and some in red already have garden programs. He is so out of touch if he thinks this is an original idea. His hot dog tree idea is original though. 🌭 🌳

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How’s Candy Carson’s voice holding up these days 🤔

Who dat?

Ben Carson’s wife. She slaughtered the national anthem 🤣😂

Ouch!!

That one never gets old. Someone more auto tune resistant than Lara Trump

Those poor kids. Bored AF. Have no idea why they’re there. Used as props in the never ending dribble of these stupid ass fucks. Message boards upside down tells it all

Tim Scott: I know a lot about hot dogs. #downlow

People used to let him dig inside their brains.

He probably had lunch at RFK Jr’s house who marinates his raw hot dogs in fertilizer. 🤭

My hot dog garden wasn’t producing like I thought it should, so I dumped Miracle Grow on it and I’m starting to see Vienna sausages sprouting, a couple more months and I’ll have plenty of hot dogs for my family and the neighborhood!

Same thing like JD’s couch humping. You ain’t nothing but a ground dog. Humping all the time 🎶🎵🎶

As far as MAGA/donnieverse is concerned, they do. My 2 firstborn (early 70's) had an old doctor who kinda followed his own path, put my kids on 2% milk, way back when that wasn't so popular, to reduce weight gain. I still can't stand whole milk - too "thick" This is a 1% house

Ben Carcinomas

Your politics have become dangerous when you are a fucking Surgeon. MD etc. And you're pushing Raw unpasteurized milk knowing the danger it poses especially to children.. Dr. Ben Carson needs to go away and find something to do instead of looking like he's mentally ill.

Since MAGA?

Why do they have to show the kid who's eating her boogers?

I’m sorry but who is this asshole, Never mind I don’t want to know…

I honestly think he's dipping in to the Xanax supply he has at home.

Did you never hear the Land of Lemonade and Lollipops? “There’s a schoolhouse underneath the hot dog tree, where girls and boys learn their ABCs” This was my first album, which is why I know hot dogs grow on trees!

I must have done something wrong when I planted my garden. The hotdog seeds never sprouted🤷‍♀️

Wrong seeds perhaps

That could be. I noticed a few hamburgers popped up instead🤣