Single people should sleep on the floor

If I’m going on vacation as the lone single person and I’m uncomfortable with the sleeping arrangements I’m just booking me a room elsewhere with sleeping arrangements to my liking. It’s a simple fucking fix.

Something tells me twinkle-toes doesn’t get invited on many group trips

As we say in Louisiana, buy this for ya mama and ya maw maw cause they can't lift the heavy mattress. Help them make the bed. The real, patented Better Bedder as seen on Shark Tank is only sold on our website.

I have a feeling he’s never been on a vacation, and that he doesn’t have any friends. lol

My hot take is that if every single person has their own room and every couple has their own room, rent or AirBnB payment should be split by room not by person. Barring any crazy Master bedroom/private bathroom arrangement

Or do what adults do, rent your own place.

I think he's been the single one on many trips... and I can see why he's still single.

Everything is catastrophic to some people

Who's this dork in the glasses talking about how he deserves everything? Bitch, you deserve these steel toes up your ass.

I think this “being single and beds” thing is about more than just the bed. Sorry guys, it’s just courteous to leave the couple a bed, it’s not their fault you’re single (it’s probably yours)

If you are single and want privacy book your own god damn room.