🥓Sizzlean (1982)

Move over bacon. Didn’t even have to listen

That stuff was terrible! I hope that it was outlawed.

Sizzlean took the spot from Frozen Yogurt as the most disappointing substitute ever.

IT'S Facon!!!!

Wow. I did not know these were the ingredients of it.

Why do I feel smacking that kid

Loved that stuff as a kid

Why is this not still available?

that stuff was HORRIBLE

Now my kids know why I tell them to "move over, bacon!" from time to time.

Fake Bacon? It's real meat. No soy? No filler? it's real meat.

Memory unlocked

Move over, real food — from today on, we’re eating pressed scraps... 😋

I've never seen this commercial on any of the american stations -- I'm in @Canada -- when watching primetime TV back then...!

It wasn't THAT bad. At least, the beef version wasn't.

Looks like a dog treat

How’d that work out for them?

Try dipping your bacon and flour before frying it. Much less shrinkage

Stuff tasted like band-aids. Think my mom bought it once.

@JohnnyOldfield5 50 percent leaner 0 percent meat.

I would’ve fought my mother if she tried to feed me this

Spoiler, this stuff was paper thin. That's what they meant by lean.

That stuff was nasty.

This is real? I just always chalked it up to nightmares.

i only know what this is because of @brokenlizard

Wow i remeber this commercial!

Shouldn’t it have been spelled sizzalean by the way it was pronounced? I hear 3 syllables without the “a” I only see 2 syllables I’d pronounce.

“Don’t sizzle fat, Sizzlean!”

I still say this today! And what the heck was this "filler" in bacon she was talking about back then??