Slightly less edited and without the vhs opening part.

Report Summary: -DPE employee wanders into a restricted Class 6 Area within the facility and comes across Subject 42A. -Victim was left physically unharmed after the incident but is unable to recall the incident. =Following Footage has been extracted from Victim's CamRecorder:

I can't tell if he got lucky or not, trapped in those massive fat mounds 👀

i'll help with that...it starts with the letter "It should've been me."