so it turns out I literally can't touch grass

I feel your pain, I too am allergic to every single plant near me. They have me on 5 years of allergy therapy shots, and the whole first year they're weekly.

I'm on the same regimen right now 🥲 I hope yours go smoothly and they work!

Same for you! Having the epipens on me is kinda scary and I always get an anxiety attack right after the shots, but being able to garden without a mask will be so nice. You'll do great ^u^

Girl next you'll tell me you're allergic to air

Yes you can🫵

Born with all the status effects, completely nerfed. Still moving along strong through life on sheer force of will and massive steel lady balls. Glad to see you back

Is there any chance you were allergic to the needles that they used instead? 😮

If anyone says to touch grass to you it’s a death threat now.

Too many allergies.

imagine you get a boyfriend and you're allergic to him too 😭😭😭

Girl are you a Quarian cuz your immune system might as well be

This girl is gonna have children one day 😭 my thoughts and prayers to them

When Pollen Man comes to naturally select you

Yuy going outside be like

Yuy's outdoor outfit

When I was younger I was also diagnosed with being allergic to everything in my environment, and made to take allergy shots every week. After I grew up and lost insurance I couldn't afford the medicine and stopped. I don't feel bothered at all when going outside anymore. Don't feel like it will never get better 🫶

gotta put you in a bubble

Did you go out to play at all as a kiddo?

Yuy 0-1 Grass

Allergic to grass, what are you a water Pokémon? (God nerfed the shit outta you)

Maybe you're just too powerful that you had to be nerfed somehow

Literally born to be bullied online

Sounds like a friend I knew growing up, we kept discovering new allergens of her, as the years went on. I swear you could of put this women in impenetrable armor, wrapped in bubble wrap, placed in a forcefield, and she would find a way to get hurt or sick lol.

Now you know my lifelong suffering from all of the same things

Allgeric to grass is crazy

That's why you're stuck with us, who needs the outside

God gave yuy every allergy debuff known to existence

So, basically you won the allergies bingo. I'm allergic to grass, and dogs/cats/etc. But i generally feel bad with the thin hair of certain dogs, my head starts to hurt horrible, and im allergic to dust and mites also. Hopefully it just get bad with animals hair

That’s my oshi🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Nah, not L genetics, just a hyper vigilant immune system. You might consider desensibilisation treatment though 🤔 Or some parasites to calm the immune system (no joke 😅).

Just damn every nerf under the sun

You are essentially allergic to nature.

I hope you're not allergic to me.... </3

Yuy can't do anything huh 😭😭 epitome of peak girlfriend- girl failure

jesus christ, at least you got an excuse to sit at home now most of the time. Hopefully its not permanent/severe

So when someone tells you to touch grass...you can tell them that you cant or you'll die