So many new Copilot updates this month. Here are some I can't stop using.

Satya can't stop using Copilot because Microsoft employees are legally required to pretend it's amazing.

Oh look, it's the asshole that's ruining Xbox

WE DON'T CARE BROOOOI

Hey CoPilot, send a message to Satya and Amy to stop killing Xbox, thanks!

The man, who is single handerly destroying Windows and Xbox.

I am 100% that this guy hates copilot and probablt doesn’t use any of the AI shit they try to sell us.

Nah. You're excitement is only for you. Nobody needs these copilot bs tbh. You're booting off your customers to linux.

My favorite copilot functionality is turning it off

Okay but you are killing Xbox. Do you know that?

Clippy is not impressed

Everyone hates you bud

Still rings true

Learnt Linux because of you lol. Tell that to your shareholders.

Mico gonna disappear like never existed.

So happy to endlessly track everyone. 🤮

I have some where you can stick AI and co-pilot.

Don't kill Xbox

And I won't be using a single one. Now bore off

COPILOT SUCKS GIANT DONKEY BALLS STOP INCLUDING IT IN THINGS

When is AI replacing you?

Stop ruining Microsoft and especially Xbox.

Stop killing Xbox

People are sick of AI being shoved at them. If it's such a great tool, let people CHOOSE when they interact with it. Let people CHOOSE to install it - don't force them to. Anything less is you trying to manifest success for your choices in spite of the will of the public.

Any chance you could introduce a cool new feature to switch off all the AI garbage in Microsoft products with a couple of keystrokes...?

bald son of a bitch you killed xbox congratulations

I just have a feeling you use Mac for your work.

Can I STOP using them? Cause I really need get shit done

I would LOVE to watch a video where Microsoft security engineers debate all of the terrible ways the "hey copilot" modality could be hijacked

@Microsoft Can you please ask Copilot to unfuck your leadership and fix Xbox?

unfortunately.. there is no one telling you how stupid things are going on for windows...

Does that mean you're recording what's happening 24/7 so you can hear a call to the copilot at some point? How much of a privacy concern is that?

Hey Copilot, how can I uninstall Copilot?

What an absolute liar