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So many things wrong with this...

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BubbatheSmugSponge's profile picture
BubbatheSmugSponge3 months ago

That couple has been docking boats longer than you have been jerking off to anime.

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Charlie3 months ago

That was perfect dock landing TF are you complaining abaut?

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Michael Bryant3 months ago

Nothing wrong with it. Actually quite well executed. Guessing you've never moored a boat.

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

Totally... I guess you didn't check my bio.

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JR3 months ago

@MikeBryant288 lol nobody gives a shit

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

@MikeBryant288 Apparently enough for you to reply ๐Ÿคฃ

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JR3 months ago

@MikeBryant288 Donโ€™t you have more important aquatic activities to do?

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

@MikeBryant288 Wow. 2 replies... my goodness.

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

@MikeBryant288 For not giving a shit, you do seem to have a pile of it.

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Save the Republic3 months ago

I wonder how many fights they got into over the years to finally get it this perfect. (If youโ€™ve got a boat and a wife, you know exactly what Iโ€™m talking about). ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Brian Jackson3 months ago

Same energy.

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James_Khau3 months ago

Honestly, looks like some pros out there. Other than the captain leaving the controls.

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Fr โœ โœ  J.A.3 months ago

๐ŸซถA loving pair of old sailors. Clearly, this isn't their first time. Clean and confident maneuver.

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

It's not about the manoeuvre

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BeerManFL3 months ago

Looks PERFECT to me!

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

Remind me not to sail with you

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Mave McGillicuty3 months ago

Long time boater here. This is genuis, especially as you get older.

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FinCane133 months ago

Perfectly executed docking maneuver. If there are โ€œso many thingsโ€ wrong, please make a list - weโ€™d all love to see it.

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Krysta3 months ago

The one thing I see wrong here is, there is another man on the boat, why tf u got the woman doing it

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Al3 months ago

why? they have obviously done this before successfully

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Q3 months ago

You guys are all pussies. The doesnโ€™t want to trip on the bow rails. The man has black fenders on the boat. He glides in to give her time to step on to dock. The man has reverse and the current is pushing them AWAY from the dock. So this is just fine!

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William Bakker3 months ago

Never put anything alive between a small boat and a hard surface. Not hands, not feet. Captain should learn to park the boat if he is afraid a scratches and too cheap to buy proper fenders.

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Loonie3 months ago

What is wrong? That was niceโ€ฆ

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Osiris3 months ago

The boating community is so catty and obnoxious.

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B Ferg3 months ago

Any docking you walk away from is a good docking.

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Fitness 23 Vanessa3 months ago

any one criticizing this is just silly!!! gosh stay in bed with your pillows if you are so scared!! boating is fun and they made some minor mistakes but gosh they are out on the water with friends PRICELESS

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Pierre L3 months ago

I've seen way worse by people trying to follow the books to the letter but without adapting to the context... They are doing it slowly with a light boat and good weather, that's fine in that scenario with those people onboard

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

It's not about the manoeuvre

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Pierre L3 months ago

The thing that bother me the most are the lack of real shoes for the maneuver, that the best way to get hurt

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Pierre L3 months ago

The step will work just fine, i've seen it a lot of people doing that, it's more than strong enough

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Cotijn Hebbs ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ˜ฎ๏ธ3 months ago

โ€œSheโ€™s done this a few timesโ€? Ze dondert toch echt bijna de plomp in tussen wal en schip, eerst als ze met een been op de step en de andere op de wal staat, en vervolgens als ze die lijn niet belegt en er vlak bij de rand op spanning laat komen. Het aantal onnodige risicoโ€™s in dit filmpje is hoog. De kans dat het een keer minder goed afloopt hopelijk met alleen schade aan dat plateautje ook. Het zou wat zijn, ze zouden gekooide wenteltrappen langszij moeten lassen voor de loodsen, no?

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Pierre L3 months ago

@BartGonnissen I agree with the useless risks they took by not doing things properly, but with those conditions this seams reasonable to accept those risks. I wouldn't let teens do things the bad way like this, they are old enough to take their own responsabilities

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LukyPhill3 months ago

Putting your leg between the gunwale and the dock is asking for trouble.

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BubbaThePineapple3 months ago

Explain what you mean by โ€œSo many things wrong with thisโ€ฆ..โ€ otherwise there So Many Things Wrong with your Post

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

Plus, step extending beyond fenders, so actually more risk in damaging your boat

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BubbaThePineapple3 months ago

Excellent answer

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Mr. Crypto3 months ago

Thatโ€™s smart as hell actually and perfect for a true boater

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Ross Sterland3 months ago

That is terribly unsafe. Anyone who knows boats knows.

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creative studio๐Ÿ“ท3 months ago

That is an incredibly dangerous spot to stand while the boat is in motion.

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Jean-Paul3 months ago

They are using that lady as an old tyre beside the boat...

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Free Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ3 months ago

Other than no cleats on the โ€œdockโ€ this was pretty seamless. I see a lot of people here have never been on a boat before.

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Slam3 months ago

Looks like a pretty smooth operator to me

Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ's profile picture
Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

It's not about the manoeuvre

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Slam3 months ago

Canโ€™t even spell maneuver

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Col3 months ago

That was as smooth as a gravy sandwich.

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Kirk Levedahl3 months ago

Captain stepping away from the controls and off of the boat with the engine running.

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WhiskyShooter3 months ago

But it worked. Meanwhile everyone in the comments criticizing probably couldnโ€™t drive a kayak safely

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Bellweirboy3 months ago

Looks reasonable to me! Maybe a bit too fast but not terrible.

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๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡3 months ago

Yeah. Stopping the boat with your leg is never advisable. Especially when itโ€™s attached to an 80 year old hip

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Roy smith3 months ago

Seems right to me

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Bart ๐ŸŒŠโš“๏ธ3 months ago

Nope

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Charlie Kilo3 months ago

That's a good way to crush a leg. Never put your body between the boat and the dock.

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CAM013 months ago

This is safer than her trying to get over the railing to tie off. Iโ€™m teaching my family now about docking and piloting the boat. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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