So many ways to say the same things

so accurate that it actually stressed me out.

"Let's grab a beer sometime!" (Never grabs beer)

The exit of “we’ll be talkin” or “keep in touch”, or “give me a call sometime” all translate to…”sorry I ran into you, let’s not do this again.”

😂😂😂🎯🎯🎯

Always hit them with the: “So sorry man i gotta run…._____ is back home and has a ______ today. Great seeing you though my guy. Let’s keep in touch” Exit

“Another day in paradise” And “Just livin the dream”

“We’re just doing the deal” is a good one.

“Hey we should go golfing sometime, yeah.. we should. I’ll hit you up” Never texts the guy*

Forgot the "long time no see man."

This was painfully accurate