So, probably not a sex night.

*to clarify, it’s not that I didn’t care what he was saying, it’s that id had ~some wine~ and he had started this with something about the Commanders 20 min prior and then went down so many side paths we got to the Browns having 6 quarter backs and I don’t understand football stuff in the first place and was so lost I needed to know where this plane was gonna land. We totally frenched after this.

Just let him cook

Well I can’t get those two minutes back.

You know you were thinking the exact same thing @Katiemoneygrabz

.@HardFactorPat is my kind of guy

This is so passive-aggressive. If my partner were this disinterested in anything I was excited to tell her about, I would absolutely end it. She's practically saying "you annoy the fucking shit out of me"

And then after this I kicked him in the NUTS

At least that would be direct!

Did it without making eye contact

To be fair… Talking about Browns in general would make any woman drier than the Sahara Desert

Yea but god forbid he’s not enthusiastic about apple picking this fall

30 for 30: “Here’s the story about how the Browns got 6 quarterbacks”

We have to listen to how Taylor swift is engaged. Works both ways.

If we have to listen to your Taylor Swift relationship updates you have to hear our teams roster dilemma updates--

@MattPiperJenks

Ya look gorg at least. #katelookingright

If the woman stopped talking and listened she would have understood better.

Middle aged frumpy woman drinking wine

Kate, fuck the bot comments this was a very funny video. My gf can relate

You gotta lock in kate. Data day is coming

See, my team @Browns can ruin people’s nights all over the country

Nah, he had to tell someone. Unfortunately for him you were the one nearby so he had to tell YOU. How bout just shut the fuck up and listen to the story and all your distracting questions will be answered. Hope this helps

Drunk Kate lookin right

You’re living with the only dude who would consider a sex night with your ugly ass

Watched with no audio. Thought you all should know.

I’ve been wondering how my wife feels…. Now I know lol

@MattPiperJenks Oh you know it is

You should be drinking from the bottle ….. guarantee that would help.

Can’t say I blame him….

Listen up Kate, this is actually really important stuff he’s talking about here Would love to grab a beer with this guy….

Pat the Browns only have 5 QBs

Holy fuck smash my head against a brick wall.

i respect and enjoy both sides of what’s happening here

And women wonder why men don’t talk to them

This lady has to be a school teacher based on the patience but still the ability to get the slight digs in.

You’re hilarious

This is 1000% on you if you didn’t get laid Kate I’m sorry

Bust out the marker and lock in on the story.